How to Fake a Chlamydia STD Test

Faking a Chlamydia test can be a really funny way to prank a friend, or a creative way to scare away unwanted attention from an over-persistent suitor! Let’s take a look at a standard Chlamydia test and explore what all of the information means. Later on we will figure out how to change those values and create our own customized results, fake or positive!

What does a real Chlamydia Test result look like?

A real Chlamydia STD test

The sample image above shows what a legitimate Chlamydia test result from a professional lab looks like.

The Chlamydia test is very easy to understand. While some tests for other STDs are more complicated and have rages of values that may indicate a questionable result, the Chlamydia test is less complex. There is either a simple positive or a negative result for presence of the bacteria that cause Chlamydia.


There are a few components of the test:

Test Name

This is the name of the sexually transmitted disease that is being detected. In this case, the test is searching for the Chlamydia trachomatis bacteria that causes Chlamydia.

Result

The result column will either list Positive or Negative. If the result lists Positive, then the patient is infected with the Chlamydia STD. If the result lists negative, then the patient is not infected with the bacterium.

Flag

This column does not apply to this particular test.

Units

This column does not apply to this particular test.

Reference Interval

For this particular test, the result will either be Positive or Negative, with no room for interpretation. The Reference Interval will match the Result column.

Lab

This indicates a code number referring to the lab that conducted the test. This can be any number in particular, and has no bearing on the test result itself.


How to make your own fake Chlamydia STD test results

Creating your own fake or gag Chlamydia test is really simple to do!

First, you’ll want to take a look at our fake lab test to see how to set up your own fake lab result in the word processing or graphics program of your choice. Once you have a lab report all set up, you can enter in the necessary information for your fake Chlamydia test:

  1. First, make sure that you are using the correct name for the test. The test will be listed as “Chlamydia trachomatis, NAA” and not "Chlamydia Test" or something to that effect.
  2. Decide if you would like your test results to be Positive or Negative
  3. If you would like a Positive test, then enter “Positive” under the Result and “Reference Interval” columns
  4. If you would like a Negative test, enter “Negative” under the Result and “Reference Interval” columns
  5. Choose a Lab number (from 01 to 99) and enter it under the Lab column

And that’s it! You’re all set.

If you do not want to go through the trouble of creating your own fake results, you can use our Fake STD test generator to do it for you! It’s really quick and easy!

Remember, only use fake tests for joke or gag purposes! Never pretend that your test results are real, and never use them to deceive anyone for dating or sexual purposes! That’s incredibly dangerous and irresponsible, and quite possibly illegal depending on where you live. Prank responsibly!